Prof: Gallouj Ali

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. “Wow!,” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?”
“Wrong number,” replied the girl.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account.
Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
Waitress: Oh, that’s okay. The soup isn’t hot.
Teacher: What can you tell me about the great musicians in the Eighteenth Century?
Amine: They are all dead, sir.
Samir: Doctor, doctor, everyone says I tell lies!
Doctor: I don´t believe you.
Waiter: “Tea or coffee, gentlemen?”
1st customer: “I’ll have tea.”
2nd customer: “Me, too – and be sure the glass is clean!”
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: “Two cup of tea. Which one asked for the clean glass?”
A boy goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The boy says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. When I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you. You’ve broken your finger!”
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one
Teacher: Karim, you know you can’t sleep in my class.
Karim: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
Teacher: Ahmed, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ahmed: $10
Teacher: you don’t know Maths.
Ahmed: you don’t know my father.